For those twats in the dark, the term “recession” means your parents are going to lose their jobs, and you aren’t going to get an Audi on your sixteenth birthday (welcome to Jetta town).
But have no fear young nymphs- I am about to bust so much genius all over your face that even a men’s large Lacoste polo won’t be able to wipe it up. This one simple tip will save you a fuckton of scrilla and make you really popular at parties.
Spend money now on things that will help you spend less money in the future
Take for example, food. Obviously, hunger is a craving that even the most seasoned Ana must deal with, but there are ways to get around it. By spending your allowance on Adderall, you can bypass this aforementioned totally disgusting urge and do better in school ( College your parents cant afford- here we come!). See how easy it is? Slutty Armani Exchange tank tops and mini skirts = free booze. Getting your tubes tied= No need for Plan B. Cigarettes= no need to buy a lower back tattoo to look cool! You get the point! Now go out there and spend girls! Spend while you still can!
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