Hi Girls!
Today we are going to be talking about drug use. I know that this may be a very touchy topic, but dont be a pussy. The only cool drug is coke, and the only way to be cool is to snort it. The most awesome chick I have ever encountered in my entire life once had a raging nosebleed at a public bar. It was so cool. She was so glamorous too. To be like her and really ensure that you are respected by your peers you must constantly allude to your cocaine habit. Here are some tips.
1) Constantly shake and wipe your nose
2) Giggle every time someone mentions anything have to do with winter (skiiing, snow, winter olympics, Jesus, It's a Wonderful Life)
3) Wear a vial necklace
4)Tell people that your gums are numb
5)Always have a ketchup stained tissue peeking out of your pocket
It is vital that others think you are always high on the yayo. No matter whether you are at the gym, giving a presentation, riding your pony or going to a Demi Lovato concert. This will of course only be believable if you are super skinny ( which I of course assume you are) so if that isn't the case, you need to stop eating, tell your mom (dad is not around, remember?) you want to do community service in Brazil and then get plastic surgery like Usher's wife did.
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